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Bad-Assness gone wrong…..

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I do a lot of stupid things.  Mostly because I think stupid things are fun……and they might make for good stories I can tell my kids…..remember the old Harley commercial where a grandpa is telling his grandkids about how awesome it is to ride a motorcycle with the wind in your hair, the roar of the bike, etc…..then one of the kids says with excitement “Grandpa you drove a Harley!!!?”…..and he says in a very disappointed voice “no…….I spent the money on aluminum siding.”  Well if I ever bring my kids out to BYU or the MTC then I can proudly say as we are making the drive and passing the 90th south exit and spending 40 minutes to get to the university parkway exit in Orem that “Yep your old man did this drive in just over ten minutes going 135/140mph, floating on a motorcycle the whole way in broad daylight” or if we just happen to have to take a fire escape off of the 3 story of a building that “when i was your age I grinded down rails like this” or when they fall and hurt their bum and say to them “you should feel what its like to mistakenly do a canyonball off of a 100ft cliff” or the first time I get a call from a cop saying that my son was caught trespassing or running from a cop just laugh and think about all the good times as a teenager and get excited about chattin’ with him about what they were sneaking in to……well stupidity catches up to you and some times result in blown knees requiring a lot of medical bills and physical therapy, memory loss from many concussions, falling in love and slowing down, and monetary fines from the Utah State Highway Patrol…..yep on our way up to Rexburg a little over a week ago I got pulled over going 96 in a 65…..luckily I have a cute wife and handsome happy pup and he dropped it down to 21 over….anyhow there goes $240 and a day in driving school for a bad habit.  Lesson learned….kind of…..


Written by beastmasterbl8ordie

April 27, 2010 at 7:30 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. hahaha! good stuff…except for the ticket.


    April 28, 2010 at 4:33 am

  2. Only becasue you are still alive can we laugh at this!
    Why don’t you run fast instead of doing fast things on wheels!!


    April 28, 2010 at 12:15 pm

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